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At what time do most people go from Flashcomment Dentist jokes Jokes
At what time do most people go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty (2:30).

I thought Miss Smith that you wanted from Flashcomment Dentist jokes Jokes
I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist? That's right, Sir. So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend? That was my dentist.

Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining from Flashcomment Dentist jokes Jokes
Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?" "Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!" "What do you brush with?" asked the dentist, "Preparation H," said the redneck.

Father Dont you feel better now that from Flashcomment Dentist jokes Jokes
Father: Don't you feel better now that you've gone to the dentist? Son: Sure do. He wasn't in.

Patient Hey that tooth you pulled wasnt from Flashcomment Dentist jokes Jokes
Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasn't the one I wanted pulled. Dentist: Relax, I'm coming to it.

Patient Doc what should I do with from Flashcomment Dentist jokes Jokes
Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth? Dentist: Don't smile in a bad neighborhood.

Dentist Dont worry Im painlessPatient Im not from Flashcomment Dentist jokes Jokes
Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless. Patient: I'm not.

Im suffering from bad breath You should from Flashcomment Dentist jokes Jokes
I'm suffering from bad breath You should do something about it! I did. I just sent my wife to the dentist.

Who has the most dangerous job in from Flashcomment Dentist jokes Jokes
Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? Dracula's dentist.

Why was the man arrested for looking from Flashcomment Dentist jokes Jokes
Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

As the judge said to the dentist from Flashcomment Dentist jokes Jokes
As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

Why are you laughing My dentist just from Flashcomment Dentist jokes Jokes
Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

Nigel You said the school dentist would from Flashcomment Dentist jokes Jokes
Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn't. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.

Freds mother was on the telephone to from Flashcomment Dentist jokes Jokes
Fred's mother was on the telephone to the boy's dentist. "I don't understand it," she complained, "I thought his treatment would only cost me $20, but you've charged me $80." "It is usually $20, ma'am," agreed the dentist, "but Fred yelled so loudly that three of my other patients ran away!"

Monster Doctor doctor Im a bloodsucking monster from Flashcomment Dentist jokes Jokes
Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. I'm a dentist.

What did the werewolf eat after hed from Flashcomment Dentist jokes Jokes
What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out? The dentist.

How many dentists does it take to from Flashcomment Dentist jokes Jokes
How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the light bulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

Why did the dentist make a poor from Flashcomment Dentist jokes Jokes
Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist? Because they fought both tooth and nail!

What does the dentist of the year from Flashcomment Dentist jokes Jokes
What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque.

I am sorry madam but I shall from Flashcomment Dentist jokes Jokes
"I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boy's tooth." "Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!" "Yes," replied the dentist, "but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared out four other patients out of the office."